Common Sense Is Not Very Common.

"Le sens commun n'est pas si commun (Common sense is not very common)."

- Voltaire


Why do they call it common sense then? 'Common' refers to what all ought to have, not what they have.

- Ghostwise

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"Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom."

- Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772-1834)


Common sense missing is what is refers to as 'nonsense'.

- Ghostwise

You Want Your Milk, Come And Get It!

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

- Dave Barry


And made the biggest splash you've ever seen, unless you were under it.

- Ghostwise

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Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them.

- Elbert Hubbard


You want your milk, go and get it!

-Ghostwise