Sex Is Like Having Dinner.

(Tonight, I'll be having dinner with MyKlang community, most of us have not met each other. There are 30 of us so should make it very interesting. So today's quotations are about dinner)

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations”

- Oscar Wilde


If they are footing the bill.

- Ghostwise

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“Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.”

- Woody Allen


We never joke about the food we eat, we always take it seriously. Does that mean we are not having sex?

- Ghostwise

Humour & Dinner

"Well, dinner would have been splendid…if the wine had been as cold as the soup, the beef as rare as the service, the brandy as old as the fish, and the maid as willing as the Duchess."

- Sir Winston Churchill


Be careful when inviting a humorist to dinner - he'll laugh at your meal.

- Ghostwise

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The problem with those bumper stickers that warn against tailgating, is that I have to get really close to the person's car to read them.

- John Alejandro King


What did it said? - "If you can read this, you're...." Bang!

- Ghostwise