Have You Got The Mail You Want?

(Today I go mails but I miss one.)

“I turn on my computer. I wait patiently as it connects. I go online. My breath catches in my chest until I hear 3 little words, "You've got mail." I hear nothing, not a sound on the streets of New York. Just the beat of my own heart. I have mail...from you.”

- "You've got mail" (Movie)


It is amazing how a mail can brighten up even a cloudy day.

- Ghostwise

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“President Bush said for security reasons, he's sworn off all e-mail communication. He will not be using email at the White House at all. Is that a good idea? I mean, it's not like that speaking thing was working out so good.”

- Jay Leno


Unlike speaking, e-mail can at least be checked first before sending.

- Ghostwise

The Computer Ate My Homework.

(Today, I went to the Digital Mall in PJ, one of the largest retail computer mall in the country.)

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

- Doug Larson


The computer ate my homework when I was not looking.

- Ghostwise

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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

- Farmers' Almanac, 1978


A single computer can make the mistakes of a thousand man.

- Ghostwise