Friday, December 28, 2007

You Want Your Milk, Come And Get It!




Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

- Dave Barry



And made the biggest splash you've ever seen, unless you were under it.

- Ghostwise


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Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them.

- Elbert Hubbard



You want your milk, go and get it!

-Ghostwise



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