Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
- Dave Barry
And made the biggest splash you've ever seen, unless you were under it.
- Ghostwise
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Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them.
- Elbert Hubbard
You want your milk, go and get it!
-Ghostwise
- Dave Barry
And made the biggest splash you've ever seen, unless you were under it.
- Ghostwise
~~~~~~~~~~"
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them.
- Elbert Hubbard
You want your milk, go and get it!
-Ghostwise
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