Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Took My Mother-In-Law To The Airport.



(Newark airport, New York - Think I'll stay away from airports for a while.)


“Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport”


- Henry Youngman



But the trip back was hell, she followed me back.


- Ghostwise


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“It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase "As pretty as an airport" appear”


- Douglas Adams



Only in the language of Hollywood in the form of Catherine Zeta Jones in "The Terminal".


- Ghostwise


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