"Well, dinner would have been splendid…if the wine had been as cold as the soup, the beef as rare as the service, the brandy as old as the fish, and the maid as willing as the Duchess."
- Sir Winston Churchill
Be careful when inviting a humorist to dinner - he'll laugh at your meal.
- Ghostwise
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The problem with those bumper stickers that warn against tailgating, is that I have to get really close to the person's car to read them.
- John Alejandro King
What did it said? - "If you can read this, you're...." Bang!
- Ghostwise
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