When You Smile At The Traffic Cop.

(Today I got a traffic summon.)

“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”

- Kin Hubbard


I tried the same smile and got maximum fine.

- Ghostwise

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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

- Dudley Moore


It did not work. By the time I saw it, it was too late.

- Ghostwise